Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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