they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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