so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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