I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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