It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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