so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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