I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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