i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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