You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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