Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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