omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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