I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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