We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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