Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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