butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
