So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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