ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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