The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
