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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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