Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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