so that wasnt chicken after all
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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