I smell stomach acid.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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