Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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