was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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