the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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