We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
nutella sex= disaster
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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