her vagine was all disorganized.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
