there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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