Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i would punch a child for taco bell
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
True college students do jello shots in the library
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