Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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