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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
COCAINE IS GR8
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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