Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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