Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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