on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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