So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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