if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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