oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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