He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
