i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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