Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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