THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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