I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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