i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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