and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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