He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
