After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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