I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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