Buhtt sex?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
honey bunches of taint.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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