Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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