i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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