she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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